meta-xylene:

Yield
Stop
Railroad Xing
Wet Floor
No Parking
Do Not Enter
Exit
Open
Toll Booths Ahead
Register Closed
Trucks Use Low Gear
School Zone

(via last-level-in-druid)

smallwelshmonastery-deactivated:

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

(via morgan-isnt-funny)

bakwaaas:

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

(via liftedjourney)

brokuto-koutarous-mom:

picaso:

picaso:

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

(via morgan-isnt-funny)

prideprejudce:

the parallel park one FUCK